Here's an amusing joint effort. This poor FF7 newbie is going to be wasting hours of his time, thanks to Mai and I. :)
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[16:58] [lildon88] aa
[16:58] [lildon88] I Am Sephiroth
[17:01] [lildon88] does any one know how to revive, aeris in ff7?
[17:01] [WTM2K] You don't.,
[17:01] [Mai] rofl
[17:01] [WTM2K] Aeris is dead.
[17:01] [Mai] @ anus to prove it
[17:01] [WTM2K] Get over it, man, she's gone./
[17:02] [lildon88] but there is extra limit breaks for her, such as great gospel
[17:03] *** lildon88 is now known as Sephiroth
[17:03] [Tifa] lildon, to revive aeris, you have to get the silver underwater chocobo, fight amethyst weapon in the secret underwater lab, and get the revive crystal :)
[17:03] *** Sephiroth is now known as sephiroth88
[17:04] [sephiroth88] thanx
[17:04] [Tifa] anytime :)
[17:04] [Mai] To get the silver underwater chocobo, you have to race in the chocobo racing 77times
[17:04] [Mai] with a poor chocobo
[17:04] [Mai] and win
[17:04] [Mai] you must win consequtively
[17:05] [sephiroth88] jeez, that harsh
[17:05] [Mai] Yup
[17:05] [Tifa] and you must always take the item rather than the GP when you win
[17:05] [Mai] but it's worth it
[17:06] [Mai] then the chick, i forgot her name, she'll be impressed and give you a silver underwater chocobo
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[17:06] *** sephiroth is on IRC
[17:06] [sephiroth] why is it so quiet?
[17:06] [Mai] because it is not noisy
[17:06] [Tifa] it took me HOURS to do it all, but wow, i swear when i beat amethyst weapon it was the highlight of my whole gaming life
[17:07] [sephiroth] what is it's hp?
[17:07] [Tifa] i dont remember, but its a lot
[17:07] [Tifa] more than emerald weapon
[17:07] [Mai] and you must fight it with, uhm
[17:07] [Mai] Cloud, Tifa and Yuffie
[17:08] [Tifa] its heaps hard to beat, especially because you cant use materia
[17:08] [Mai] It locks up your magic
[17:08] [Tifa] well, not green materia anyway
[17:08] [Mai] just like in FF8!
[17:08] [Mai] i think it's really amazing how square links FF7 to FF8
[17:09] [sephiroth] how?
[17:09] [Mai] like, in FF8, when you go and fight Ultimecia, they lock up your skills and stuff!
[17:09] [Mai] they do that too in FF7
[17:09] [Mai] if you do this sidequest
[17:09] [Tifa] bringing aeris back to life is so overwhelming, there's so much more to do once she's back alive!!
[17:09] [Tifa] it just adds a whole new dimension to the game